Home Alone

Sunday night!

(These are just some rambling thoughts about what it’s like to be us. Our schedule is rather unorthodox, but we have adapted. It was sweeter when we went to work together. It won’t be long until we’re both retired and home together!)

It’s Monday. My least favorite day of the week. Why? Because Jeff must return to the station for 4 days and nights. Which means, I’m home alone. It’s my job to make sure the house is clean and comfortable, for Jeff as well as me. It is my true pleasure to be house keeper and repair specialist, chef and dietary guru, etc. etc. When Jeff returns Friday mornings, the house is always in ship shape condition. Obviously, Friday is my favorite day of the week. His absence does make my heart grow immensely fonder. 

One of my other “duties” is maintaining two blogs, johnandjeff2020.blogspot.com  and https://adonis.newtumbl.com. The first is obviously the blog your at now. The other is a picture blog of hot photos taken from the internet. We are both connoisseur of high quality porn. We have practically identical taste in the type of men and photos that make us hard (please visit if you haven’t seen it yet. Bring tissues with you if you’re looking to bust). We basically call this our wank bank. It’s were we go for “inspiration”! 💦💦💦

I also have correspondence from many avid readers. Some of the emails are from horny little (or big) fuckers who are trying to make me cum. Sometimes they do 👅! I spend an hour or so a day answering as many as I can. Some I consider friends even though we haven’t met in person. One thing I never do is cam with anyone, other than Jeff. It would bother Jeff, so I don’t do it. Messaging, emails, texts (very rarely) are ok. I’m obviously a man of many words. Ha!

We love to kiss and jack!

So, I post naked photos of dudes with their cocks hard and throbbing, stroking, cumming or buried in someone’s mouth or deep in an assshole. I love photos of hot

I can and do cum just doing this!

guys licking, or just just kissing, the tip of a swollen cock. It always looks to me like the dude is sipping nectar from the piss slit. 

We love hot bodies, from defined swimmers bodies to beefy muscular studs. I personally love a little padding. More to grab on to. We prefer hairy men but not gorilla hairy (we both despise shaved pubes). We are not interested in huge dicks but like the average 6” beauty, cut or uncut. This is the size of my cock. Jeff’s is slightly bigger but mine is thicker. And most of you know, our balls are always smooth as silk. We shave each other’s balls weekly (which can be a whole other story, maybe soon!).

While I post these, my cock is usually hard. I stroke my dick in between key board strokes. It’s the way I edge, sort of. I don’t use lube while I’m bating because I don’t want to ruin my keyboard. I can last a very long time doing this. When Jeff and I are together, I sit between his spread legs, my back leaning against his hairy chest, his arms reaching around me, stroking my usually dripping cock with one hand and playing with my balls with the other. Or sometimes, if I’m at my desk, he’ll sit on the floor and suck my cock while I work. We have a rule however. I don’t cum until I’m finished. Jeff is excellent at teasing me, bringing me close to the edge but then backing away before I cum. Again, this can last a very long time. But when I cum, he usually cums with me. We try and have as many simultaneous ejaculations as possible. It can get really messy! We both bust huge nuts, thick and creamy. Jeff is especially fond of facials.

Nice facial! 

Like I said, today is Monday. I’m sitting here, by the pool, naked and fully boned. I already miss Jeff and after posting shit for a couple hours, I am totally horned. Sometimes, if Jeff isn’t busy, we Skype together. I know he can’t usually bate but he can watch me and encourage me. His voice is enough to make me explode sometimes. Deep and sexy, he purrs orders in my ears through my ear buds (if you don’t use ear buds when looking at porn, you don’t know what you’re missing).

I finally get a hold of him and we connect on Skype. I’m stretched out on the lounge chair on the patio, naked, holding my hard-on in my hand. Damn, I love beating off outside.

“Hey, buddy. Your looking good, babe,” he smiles and winks at me. 

“Horny as usual, huh? Man, your cock looks hot. Show me some of the pre juice coming out” he continued.

“Yeah, babe. I’ve been looking at photos of naked, hot dudes all morning. Fuck, I’ve been hard for a couple hours. Anyway you can get your dick out and jack with me?” I plead.

Jeff and I on Skype!

“Yeah, maybe, let me find an empty stall in the restroom. Station is quiet right now, so it shouldn’t be a problem. Fuck, I’m already hard!” he whispers and shows me the considerable bulge in his pants. Then I can tell he’s walking with his phone screen bouncing.

“Ok, I’m here. No one around. See how hard my cock is!” he says and unzips his pants and pulls them down. His hard cock springs up in the air, throbbing. 

“Fuck, babe, I wanna suck you so badly. I wish I was there!” I whisper back to him.

“Yeah fucker, stroke your cock for me. Lemme see you squeeze out some juice!” he moans.

“Put the camera close to your cock! I wanna see every inch of your hot meat, babe” I order.

“Ok, babe! Close enough? Can you see the precum dripping out of the slit. I know you want it!”

“Fuck, oh fuck, this is hot! I love the way your balls are bouncing as you stroke. I wish I could lick them too!”

I’m gonna cum babe!

“You hot little fucker, I know you wanna lick everything! How about my hole. Wanna see that too?” he asks.

“Wait, lemme show you mine first. Fuck, I want your dick in me. I can almost feel it.”

“Damn, I wanna lick that sweet little hole. Open it for me. Lemme see it!” he pants.

I push open my asshole until I hear him moan, “fuck, yeah!”

He begins to whisper softly, small groans and grunts, as he picks up speed stroking his cock.

“Babe, I gotta cum. I may get called any minute. Let’s shoot together. You close?” Jeff asks me.

“I can bust whenever you’re ready, buddy. Just say when and don’t yell!” 

“You yell for both of us. I’m just about there! “ as his fist is furiously pumping his shaft. 

(Insert pic of dude shooting)

“Ok, fuckkkkkkk, I’m gonna shoot, babe!!!” I yell and cum spurts out my dick into the air and lands with a splat on my chest. Another rope of jizz explodes and hits my face, followed my the rest of my hot load.

“I’m cumming too. Fuck!” Jeff almost yells. He’s shooting his cum on the floor and I watch him squirt long thick wads of cream on the tiles. He’s grunting loudly, “fuck, fuck, fuck” over and over. I hope nobody comes in the bathroom while he’s cumming.

“Oh fuck babe, that was amazing. Look at all the cum on me,” I show him with the camera. It’s dripping off my face and collecting in the hairs on my chest. I collect a thick wad and put it in my mouth so he can see. I stick my tongue out, the cum dripping off and laugh. He moans and laughs back.

“Hopefully, you little fucker, you can keep your hands off your beautiful dick for awhile now,” he teases. 

“Yeah, for a couple hours anyway!” I reply and blow him a kiss on screen. I will never cease to marvel at how sexy my man is. But the real man in person is what I want. Only 3 more days!

And this is a typical Monday. I truly am a horny little fucker. Feel free to jack off with us, Cum when we cum. I’ll be waiting! 💦💦💦